E se a música do Final Fantasy tivesse letra? (Inglês)

LYRICS:
Once again the world might fall prey to an ancient evil
Once again were hurled into darkness and great upheaval

Those who can enlist, lets unite and well fight togther
We must save the crystals or orbs or the moon—whatever

Come, lets fly, well sail where the wind may take us through that
starry sky cause apparently back then they had ships that could do that

Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have
human features
Journey toward the thicket and steal shit from
woodland creatures

Though the villain shames us, well pwn all his dark abettors
Funny how our names all contain less than seven letters

Shine your light, the forces of evil cant outlast a mage, a knight, a weird little kid and a ninja master

KEY CHANGE, MOFO!

Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains and oceans
Dont forget to buy several buttloads of tents and potions

Storm the villains hideout and keep your courageous spirit
Scream a battle cry loud enough that the bitch can hear it

Finally, the hunter of souls shall be the hunted
Now theyll see well save humankind like we always wanted
When we were little
Summer vacation
Dancing in our jimmies
Cause we beat Final Fantasy
Yeah!